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Saturday, November 12, 2011

ZERO IS WORTHLESS...SIZE ZERO IS PRICELESS !!

November 12, 2011 2 Comments

"Ahh ! Am so tired.Today i completed three circles around the field." she entered into the room panting heavily. Into a glass of water she mixed honey , squeezed a piece of lemon and stirred a spoon. The metallic sound of spoon killed my lazy sunday. peeping out of the woolen blanket, I looked her from the corner of my eyes..."THE BULLDOZER IS BACK FROM THE Fo RACING".

Shocked??

You might have heard of F1 racing.but what's this Fo racing ??

Anyway let me explain.
In the F1 racing there is speed,thrill and the goal is '1'...to be no1 in the race. But here in Fo racing:
you can walk as slow as possible,
you have to complete the distance of atleast one km,
you can take rest ,if you wish,on the way and continue again,
you can listen to your ipod &shake your body tuning into the music while walking,
and finally what you have to achieve,the goal,is "SIZE ZERO".
so its called Fo racing.


"hey, my chhamak chhalo" in a low voice ,I said.The dimple in her face was enough to inform me that her mission is going on fine and the photo of sexy-size-zero-kareena-kapoor will be replaced by her own photo very very soon.

"please,close the window dear.its sunday", I said and cuddled up inside the blanket again.

The very first time I came across "ZERO" in my life was a story in my early childhood days.
"four and zero makes to forty,
zero is stolen by an aunty.
What is left here and how much in her vanity?"
the answer was :NOTHING...nothing in her vanity.
So "ZERO IS NOTHING" was what I understood.
I was more confirmed about it when I got the marks in drawing and painting (in std 2).because I had 'nothing' in my brain about how a bunch of strawberries looks like.I had only heard of its flavour from the next-door-grown up-girl during an ad in TV.
Its my story how i knew the value of zero.But have you ever realised the universal truth that "ZERO IS NOTHING" ?
So here is some examples that may help you.
Coca cola zero has no calorie.
Zero mint has no sugar.
Zero gravity is no gravity.
Zero law of thermodynamics has no dynamics of temperature.
Did you get my point or not?
Anyway one more example that will clearly clear your doubt.
"THE RULEMAKER OF UPA MRS SONIA GANDHI HAS ZERO TOLERANCE TOWARDS CORRUPTION"
perhaps you dont need anymore explanation for the value of zero.

So finally we came to the conclusion that the value of zero is 'nothing'.but when we look on the other side of zero it does not come at free of cost...the "SIZE ZERO".

The dedication,determination and hard work my chhamak chhalo puts into her lazy days (previously so called) proves it clearly.
Early morning jogging,
sprite zero,coca cola zero,mint zero,sugar zero and all the zero things in her diet,
skipping her breakfast and of course pizza (pizza hutt is on recession) ,
2 hours long sweating in the multigym,
reading the magazines on health and fashion,
looking into the mirror more often than the clock ticks....
I dont think these things come at a free of cost !
Nowadays most of the hollywood actresses have size zero figure,the Indian models and actress come into news for their size zero figure (except poonam pandey).and of course the number never lies ! The increasing number of fat (sorry ! Healthy) women registered in the gym is surely gonna make a statement that "SIZE ZERO IS REALLY PRICELESS" !!!

Finally,
I want to thank Barahmihir,the discoverer of the number zero,for how I can express my feeling when I wrap around my hand around the "size-zero-waist' of my chhamak chhalo".

Saturday, October 15, 2011

FEW MOMENTS WITH DR KALAM SIR..........

October 15, 2011 1 Comments

He is the phenomenon,inspiration of an aspiring nation...
Like the mellowing crimson rays of a rising sun...
Like the fiercely ejected rocket that tears apart the ego of boundless sky...
Like the verse of a flower that sweetens the sorrowful butterfly...
Like the awaken's dream that gives a hope to walk...
Like the summer rain that pours upon to rinse a thirst.....


When the 'billion beats' reverberated in some corner of his heart,with his benevolent elegance of intelligence,hard work,dedication & promise for the nation;he 'ignited the minds' of youthful India in echoing flutter of his 'wings of fire' with 'indomitable spirit' for a developed India by 2020,his dream child 'vision 2020'.

With the smile of my mother
was born I,
With the words of father
was cultured I,
With the love of my earthmates
was mesmerised I,
And with the dream of my ideal
was inspired I....

And he resides somewhere inside my heart because whenever I think of him my heart skips a beat,a missile is fired to my lazy thoughts and energize the wuss fighter in me.
But the happiest mystery was yet to unfold in my life untill the day I somehow managed to talk to him and recieved a reply to my e-mail, where I had put a few questions,thanks to his politeness.


1)WOULD YOU PLEASE DELIVER YOUR OPINION ABOUT 'AN IDEAL MAN' !

Dr Kalam sir: An ideal man must be able to love every living without any personal interest.

2)IS YOUR 'BRAIN CHILD' 'VISION 2020' ON ITS RIGHT DIRECTION ?

Dr Kalam sir: yes,with 540 million people below the age of 25 with the spirit "I CAN DO IT" we will certainly achieve our goal.

3)IS THERE ANY "HAPPIEST MOMENT" IN YOUR LIFE DURING YOUR CHILDHOOD ?

Dr Kalam sir: when my mother gave a special sweet to me based on my teacher's report about my good performance.

4)WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL WHAT "SUCCESS" IS MEANT TO?IS IT ESSENTIAL TO BE IDENTIFIED AS A HUMAN?

Dr Kalam sir: no.success is a step for progress.One success will generally lead to another task.

5)IN WHICH FIELD SHOULD INDIA SPEND ITS FAIR CHUNK OF BUDGETARY ALLOWANCE -"DEFENCE OR DEVELOPMENT" ?

Dr Kalam sir: both.we are spending less than 3% of GDP in defence which is required for ensuring our territorial integrity.

6)YOUR VIEW ABOUT "POSITION OF INTELLECTUALS IN INDIAN POLITICS" EVEN AFTER 60 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE.

Dr Kalam sir: gradually the number of members with PhDs,master and graduates is increasing in successive Lok Sabha election.same may be true in respect of state assemblies.

7)HAS THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA BEEN EVER SPARED FROM "POLITICAL BIASING"?

Dr Kalam sir: president of India is above politics.

8)HAS THE "RESERVATION SYSTEM" BENEFITED THOSE WHO ACTUALLY NEED IT OR REMAINED CONFINED TO CREAMY LAYERS?

Dr Kalam sir: it is a debatable question which has to be studied with statistical facts.

9)HOW THE "CURRENT SYSTEM" SHOULD CHANGE SO THAT A COMMON MAN CAN AVAIL A MAXIMUM BENEFIT FROM IT?

Dr Kalam sir: we should create large number of opportunities for higher studies as well as value added jobs which will make reservation system meaningless.Every aspiring deserving student should be able to get admission to the choice of his course.

10)ANY MESSAGE FOR THE YOUNG MEDICOs!

Dr Kalam sir: you should love your profession .you should prefer to work in rural areas where 70%of population live.you should not inflict diagnostic pain on patients.your motto must be "LET MY BRAIN REMOVE THE PAIN OF INDIVIDUALS"

Thank u,
Kalam


{the happiest moment in my life lasted for a few minutes...but i still live in those moments and i will....forever!!!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

MIDNIGHT ATROCITY IN A RAPE-PUBLIC COUNTRY........

June 12, 2011 0 Comments
Unwarranted and barbaric police action at 1am on the people who were falling asleep or (un)popularly called "RAVANLILA AT RAMLILA GROUND" was a black day in Indian history and one of the ruthless atrocity in a republic country which show the rape-public attitude.A yoga guru was protesting against the corruption and the issue was to bring back the black money back which is saved in the swiss bank account illegally by Indians under some fake names.(mostly by the corrupt politicians of which Gandhi family shares the biggest chunk of it)
when baba Ramdev came to delhi four cabinet ministers rushed to airport .but when he was firm in his decision to fast untill and unless the Govt promises to propose some procedure and take any action to bring the black money back (-to declare it a national property). Finally the most corrupt govt opted for the fascism reminding the era of 1975 where the constitution was undermined and Indira ruled India at her feet.And here the people including women and children were lathicharged,tear gas was used,Baba was dragged out of Delhi without disclosing where he had been taken.Thank God !The media was there to take every footage of that dark horror of midnight,otherwise who knows what would have happened!!!

The PM had said,after coming to power in 2009, that he would try to his best to create opportunity and channel to bring back the black money stashed in swiss bank account within 100 days.But today it has been two years of serving as prime minister (and licking sonia's feet )and nothing has happened except scams and corruption flooding under his tenure where the PM office was involved directly for first time.
When BJP and RSS supported the hunger strike of Baba Ramdev at Ramlila ground the UPA GOVT accused Ramdev and those parties of sensing political opportunity and gaining communal benefits .but the truth is that the black money is nothing but the tax paid not only by Hindus but all the Indians.and whatever be the motive of the parties supporting the protest ,it was in the best interest of people.

One question is coming to my mind again and again that-
"IS THE YOGA GURU WHO WAS ON A PEACEFUL PROTEST-A HUNGER STRIKE FOR THE BENEFIT OF A NATION A BIGGER AND IMMEDIATE THREAT THAN OTHER CULPRITS OF INDIAN HISTORY WHO ARE TAGGED 'THE MOST WANTED' ????"
if I can put those dirty names here's it....
-AFZAL GURU who attacked the parliament and enjoy the priviledge of congress govt not to be hanged.
-KASAB main convict of 26/11 terrorist attack and is enjoying the power to kick his dinner plate if the chicken kawab does not smell tasty.
-BINAYAK SEN a person accused of sedition and now is included in the Govt panel.
-GEELANI who held programme challenging Indian state bodits integrity.
-A RAJA who looted Rs 1760000000000 and enjoyed the power of ministry immediately upto CBI arrested him.
-HASAN ALI the culprit enjoying country's money is protected with the special interest of mrs Italian Gandhi.
-KALMADI who accused of CWG CORRUPTION and enjoyed his power to the best he can.
The list never ends including the late RAJIV GANDHI who is the most corrupted PM till date.and Congress is still looting the country and in the alliance with the corrupt parties (because they follow congress atleast in looting the country.eg.DMK).
Yet Baba Ramdev was attacked and sent out of delhi overnight .if he was such a threat then why four cabinet ministers went to the airport to stop him from the protest?
Why he was treated as a very reputed guest in a hotel the day before ,as he said that Prime Minister should be kept out of jan Lokpal bill purview?
And that yoga guru turned into such a threat that he was to be attacked along with his supporters in the midnight.
Of course yes!
Baba Ramdev is a threat to the Govt because it is ruled by UPA.because he stands against corruption.mainly the black money the biggest asset of the Gandhi family.To protect their familial monopoly the yoga guru must be crushed,trampled and should be wrapped under a crust of disgust.so they have started politics against the yoga guru.Lets see what happens....
May every road in india end at Rome...but I am sure every coin of Indians end in swiss bank !!
May God save the country !!!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Can Jan Lokpal bill combat corruption successfully?

April 10, 2011 1 Comments

Anna Hazare...the phenomenon of a rising India,the social activist,an ex-army man standing atop to build an energetic,developed and corruption free India.He had Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War. He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra.This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills. In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.This gentleman, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India. He is advocating for a Bil, The Jan Lokpal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.earlier he was the backbone for implementation of Right to Information act.


What is the Jan Lokpal bill?

The Jan Lokpal Bill (Citizen's ombudsman Bill) is a draft anti-corruption bill that would pave the way for a Jan Lokpal, an independent body like the Election Commission, which would have the power to prosecute politicians and bureaucrats without government permission.
The bill has been drafted by Shanti Bhushan, former IPS Kiran Bedi, Justice N. Santosh Hegde, renowned advocate Prashant Bhushan, former chief election commissioner J. M. Lyngdoh in consultation with the leaders of the India Against Corruption movement and the civil society.
The bill proposes institution of the office of Lokpal (Ombudsman) at center and Lok Ayukta at state level. Jan Lokpal Bill is designed to create an effective anti-corruption and grievance redressal systems at centre and to assure that effective deterrent is created against corruption and to provide effective protection to whistleblowers.
The Lokpal Bill drafted by the government is pending to be passed in the Rajya Sabha since 42 years.The first Lokpal Bill was passed in the 4th Lok Sabha in 1969 but could not get through in Rajya Sabha, subsequently, Lokpal bills were introduced in 1971, 1977, 1985, 1989, 1996, 1998, 2001, 2005 and in 2008, yet they were never passed and its pending.


What are the salient features of this bill?
1. An institution called LOKPAL at the centre and LOKAYUKTA in each state will be set up

2. Like Supreme Court and Election Commission, they will be completely independent of the governments. No minister or bureaucrat will be able to influence their investigations.

3. Cases against corrupt people will not linger on for years anymore: Investigations in any case will have to be completed in one year. Trial should be completed in next one year so that the corrupt politician, officer or judge is sent to jail within two years.

4. The loss that a corrupt person caused to the government will be recovered at the time of conviction.

5. How will it help a common citizen: If any work of any citizen is not done in prescribed time in any government office, Lokpal will impose financial penalty on guilty officers, which will be given as compensation to the complainant.

6. So, you could approach Lokpal if your ration card or passport or voter card is not being made or if police is not registering your case or any other work is not being done in prescribed time. Lokpal will have to get it done in a month’s time. You could also report any case of corruption to Lokpal like ration being siphoned off, poor quality roads been constructed or panchayat funds being siphoned off. Lokpal will have to complete its investigations in a year, trial will be over in next one year and the guilty will go to jail within two years.

7. But won’t the government appoint corrupt and weak people as Lokpal members? That won’t be possible because its members will be selected by judges, citizens and constitutional authorities and not by politicians, through a completely transparent and participatory process.

8. What if some officer in Lokpal becomes corrupt? The entire functioning of Lokpal/ Lokayukta will be completely transparent. Any complaint against any officer of Lokpal shall be investigated and the officer dismissed within two months.

9. What will happen to existing anti-corruption agencies? CVC, departmental vigilance and anti-corruption branch of CBI will be merged into Lokpal. Lokpal will have complete powers and machinery to independently investigate and prosecute any officer, judge or politician.

10. It will be the duty of the Lokpal to provide protection to those who are being victimized for raising their voice against corruption.
courtesy:swapnil patil

Saturday, February 5, 2011

SANCTUM...the parliament of India!

February 05, 2011 0 Comments


Skillfully veiled beneath the
compassionate mask,

stolen is faith's unfazed gleam

with those glibly words of promise

under the disguise of panacea-dream.



Incomprehensible promises conceived

in the heart and hand of a hundred billions

wins the casino ,weilding the den for a five year term

deceived the country with profiteer's patriotism.


promises crawled into the shadows of

bankruptcy suicide and unconstrained inflation

Busted is damned-and-wretched's innocent outcry

for a piece of bread and freedom from revulsion.


You may spend ages and ages in meditation and prostration

for their little grace and will get instead insane molestation...


O' pauper innocent citizen of India!


These are the Immutuable-modern-Gods

No prayer can reach their ears nor their luxurious sanctum!